The 12 days of Biola

Even though there weren't twelve days, it seemed like there were. I got bored on the drive back from Biola (a speech & debate tournament) and copied Holly's (http://www.xanga.com/hol_lsterz) song idea, and since I can't sing, I decided to post it. It is inaccurate many ways (like you can't do more than one speech per category) but what the heck. So here- The twelve days of Biola.

On the first day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
An Original Oratory
On the second day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the third day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the fourth day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the fifth day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Five Impromptu,
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the sixth day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Six Apologetics,
Five Impromptu,
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the seventh day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Seven Dramatic,
Six Apologetics,
Five Impromptu,
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the eighth day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Eight Extemporaneous,
Seven Dramatic,
Six Apologetics,
Five Impromptu,
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the Ninth day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Nine Humorii,
Eight Extemporaneous,
Seven Dramatic,
Six Apologetics,
Five Impromptu,
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the tenth day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Ten Open interpretations,
Nine Humorii,
Eight Extemporaneous,
Seven Dramatic,
Six Apologetics,
Five Impromptu,
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the eleventh day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
Eleven Duo interpretations,
Ten Open interpretations,
Nine Humorii,
Eight Extemporaneous,
Seven Dramatic,
Six Apologetics,
Five Impromptu,
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory
On the twelfth day of Biola, I did for an I.E.;
The final round of
Eleven Duo interpretations,
Ten Open interpretations,
Nine Humorii,
Eight Extemporaneous,
Seven Dramatic,
Six Apologetics,
Five Impromptu,
Four Thematic,
Three Expository,
Two Persuasive and
An Original Oratory



There you have it. The most redundant post ever. I probably could've saved you all from banging your head on the monitor as you nodded off to sleep by just including the last verse, but why not? It just goes to show how much time I had to think of it on the long drive home.... Further posts on Biola willl arrive shortly.....